What's that you say? You still tooling around on a chain-equipped motorcycle? Tired of having to oil your motorcycle drive chain it when it starts rusting?

Cheer up, bub! We've got the answer for you!

Thanks to modern technology, there are several automatic motorcycle drive chain oilers available for the lazy (ahem, busy) bike owner: Scottoiler and the Hawke Oiler.

Install one of these babies, and you can just ride, ride, ride - and never have to deal with the messy chore of dumping lube all over your chain every year on your birthday.

Of course, even if you aren't lazy, and you keep your chain oiled, one of these can save you time and mess.